Funny Comparison of Religions

As smile on the face; a laugh on upon the lips: this is joy!

You have indeed brought joy! What a hilarious dialogue! Weldone. Well concieved.

Very cute! Especially liked, “sh*t happens, Rama Rama”

I've also seen: Unitarian Universalist: What is this sh*t?

ROFLMAO!

Yeah, me too…A new light on comparitive religions!

Good Job Joy!

Freudianism - I am fascinated by this sh*t! Tell me about your mother's sh*t.
Jungianism - I am in sync with this sh*t.
Slackerism - I hate this sh*t.
Whole Foodism - I like my sh*t organic and cage free.
Veganism - This sh*t needs more humus and sprouts.
Republicanism - Don't give a sh*t.
Democratic - Give sh*t to those in need.
Green Partyism - Save that sh*t!
Blue Collarism - Same sh*t, different day.
Southernism - Holy Sheeeeyit!  (asterisk unnecessary)
Northernism - Shoot!
Politicalism - Talking sh*t.
Globalism - Spread that sh*t!
Nationalism - I pledge alliegiance to the sh*t.
Sterilism - My sh*t don't stink!
Fundamentalism - Only our sh*t exists.
Politically Correctism - Heavenly properties embued feces!! (holy sh*t!)
Pragmatism - This sh*t is good enough.
Eroticism - See Globalism.
Neanderthalism - Primal sh*t.
Gaiaism - The Mother of all Sh*t.
Bushism - Dumb sh*t!

Sorry everybody - I ran out of gas!  I'm done sh*tting!

E Buzz wiping…..

Hilarious!!!!

thats some funny shit.

Definitely grow with the shit! It takes a lot of rich compost to nurture seeds! (Right, Brian?)

Holy sh*t that's funny.

and, yes, D: It takes sh*t to make a seed grow. :)

Okay, we'll make sure you Zaadz Wizards never run low. ;  )

In honor of my Jedi Master E Buzz

Don't forget

Spiritualism  We're all Sh*t.
Integralism again Green Sh*t turning to Yellow Sh*t.
Nihilism  Who gives a Sh*t.
Communism  The People's Sh*t.
Socialism  Everybody's Sh*t
Capitalism  Sh*t you don't need.
Rastafarianism again Good Sh*t, Mon.
Reductionism  That's not Sh*t, it's Breakfast.
Scientology  Don't tell anyone we Sh*t.
Celebrity-ism  Have you seen my latest Sh*t?
Sexism  I'm into that Sh*t
Racism  Just some f*cked up Sh*t.
Subjectivism  That's Sh*t alright!
Objectivism  Absolute Sh*t.
Enviromentalism  Sh*t Huggers.
Narcissism  Enough of that Sh*t.  What about my Sh*t?
Crimminalism  Gotta take a Sh*t.

So this is how we're gonna change the World????

Holler!!!   YEEEEHAAAAA!!
Love One Another Ya'll

Holy Schnikeys!  What have we started?!  Oh well, here's some more sh*t!!

Reaganism - I don't recall that sh*t.
Cheneyism - Shoot the sh*t.
Maoism - Sh*t is poison.
Nixonism - Record that sh*t.
Clintonism - I will give a cigar for that sh*t.
Al Qaidaism - Swear jihad on that sh*t.
Terrorism - Blow that sh*t up!
Agriculturalism - Grow that sh*t.
Monarchism - The sh*t is dead.  Long live the sh*t.
Barbarianism - Conquer that sh*t.
Federalism - Beareaucratize that sh*t.
Anarchism - Every sh*t for itself.
Hypochondriasm - Sick of the sh*t.
Homophobism - Is that sh*t hitting on me?
Elitism - Too good for that sh*t.
Heterosexualism - Love only the opposite sh*t.
Curmudgeonism - Grumpy old sh*t.

There's another helping of sh*t for all!

E Buzz dishin' in out!

I sense my Master's (E Buzz) Presence.  I am not a Jedi yet.

Forgive me Master.  Stop me before I type again.  It's the Dark Side……

20's  Roaring Sh*t..
30's  Depressing Sh*t.
40's  World Wide Sh*t.
50's  Birth of Sh*t and Roll.
60's  Make Sh*t not War.  Or  All we are saying is give Sh*t a chance.
70's  What Sign is your Sh*t. 
80's  I've got Stock in that Sh*t.
90's  Holistic Sh*t.
2000  My Stock hit the Sh*tter.
2012  The Sh*t's gonna hit the Fan.

To think we're grown (allegedly mature) men.

Yep.  I know.  I 've got no chance of Enlightenment in this lifetime.  Too much residual Sh*t.

E Buzz - Head Bowed - Eyes Diverted….

Darina I blame YOU!!!   ; ) 

You have learned much my young Sh*tawan.  Obi Quiet has taught you well.  But I'm afraid I have to start some more sh*t.  You must feel the sh*t.  Touch it.  Smell it.  Caress it.  Lick…….., Feel it, yeah, feel it……mm hmm.  Now nimm-Rod Jinn, witness the maximum power of this armed and fully operational sh*t!

Sexism - I sh*t better than girls.
Fetishism - Eat sh*t.
Vulcanism - Highly illogical sh*t.
Guruism - Follow my sh*t.
Orgasm - See above post under Cheneyism
Eclecticism - All kinds of sh*t.
Trekkieism - Beam that sh*t up!
Pugilism - Beat that sh*t up!
Animism - Bow to the sh*t.
Newtonianism - That sh*t fell on my head.
Quantum Mechanics - E=mc sh*t
Saganism - Billions of Sh*ts.
Hawkingism - A Brief History Of Sh*t.
Mysticism - Levitating sh*t.
Exorcism - Get that sh*t out of her!
Etherealism - That sh*t walks through walls.
Schizophreniism - Multiple sh*ts.
Fanaticism - Autograph my sh*t!
Deficitism - Confusing sh*t.
Representationism - I got that sh*t's back.
Militarism - Stupid sh*t.
Vulgarism - Eat my big fat steamy butt wad of a sh*t!!

Obi Quiet has taught you well, but he is no match for Mirth Vader….Hooooh….haaaah…….Hooooooh…….haaaaah…….

E Buzz definitely not the sh*t.

Master

I give, I give….except

Jedi-ism  May the Sh*t be with you.

and Brother it is.

Head Bowed - Eyes Diverted

R O D  (plumb outta Sh*t)

nimm-Rod.  H-hh-h-elp me t-take this mask off.  For once, let me look upon you with mine own sh*t……………………  NNNnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

oooooooooo.  One more,

Rectalcranialinversionism - Sh*t for brains.

Okay I am getting immune with this sh*t and don't take it anything personal.  And yet more sh8t,  Oops, I forgot to press the SHIfT key on that word, “sh8t”, still works though.

The Best Picture Sh*ts:
Gone With The Sh*t
A Farewell to Sh*t
Mr. Sh*t Goes to Washington
Of Mice and Sh*t
Farewell to Sh*t
The Wizard of Sh*t
Wuthering Sh*t
Citizen Sh*t
The Best Sh*t of Our Lives
All About Sh*t
West Sh*t Story
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Sh*t
The Silence of the Sh*t
Schindler's Sh*t
Lord of the Sh*t
Million Dollar Sh*t
No More Sh*t

Ok, I've been silent long enough.  My sides are hurting from all the laughing.  Oh my goodness, I'm laughing, I'm actually laughing!!!!!

Thank you folks… It feels kinda good to laugh out loud!!!!!  I AM ALIVE!

Grace

Wow you people are good!   I've haven't Sh*t in days and yet there's Sh*t everywhere.  I guess I don't need to Sh*t anymore.  It's cool, now everyone's talking Sh*t.  I guess I'll go find a new gig but before I go…

Sh*tists  Some really fun-loving and certainly not constipated Sh*theads with nothing better to do.

Love Ya!!!

     OMZ!!  This thread is the total sh*t!!  I have lost count of how many times I have had to change my pants reading and re-reading it.  It has stunted my growth.  Which is good, because people were beginning to point.  It only makes me limp a little and the stain washed out.  The smell though, hmmm.  There is only so much those little hanging car freshener trees will do.  I guess I should try covering it with a fresh sock from the dresser instead of one from the hamper from now on.  But people should not use that kind of language in grocery stores, even if she was 80 and so was the temperature and humidity only two feet downwind.  Show some friggin' character Jeepers Criminy!  I mean really now, she didn't have to turn my eyeball into a martini ordeuvre with her cane.  I would have stopped sitting on her face in my own time!  And the whining and screaming: I heard her just fine even before she tried to chew her way through my left thigh with poorly fixed dentures.  In all honesty, I have to admit I didn't even know she was under me after a slight miscalculation of heighth on my part.  Last time I cleared 45 large bags of dog food with my cart, I had to go for 46!  It's like an unwritten rule or something.  It was cool winning the Escort though.  I have never had much luck with contests.  Yeah, an Escort!  To my Ford!  I thought I had won a Ford Escort, but no I got an escort to my Ford by two gorrillas with no necks and a monosyllabic vocabulary.  They really roughed me up pretty good, but I held my own with the back talk and the yakity-yak, you know?  I don't care if they were only 3 and 4 years old respectively.  Age is no excuse for improper communication!  I think I will sue.  I have plenty of photographic evidence of bruised ankles and shins from the incident.  You will have to ignore the two naked women in the background.  They said the lighting on the wounds was better with their clothes off.  How the photos got on the internet, I'll never know.  Anyhoo, great thread!  Now all of you, go start some sh*t!

E Buzz B-cuz!!

Man you guys are full of it*.

Zaadzism: Let's change this sh*t

Peace-0ut(side)

Does anybody here knows how to spell?
It is spelled S H I T, there and not this sh*t!

 why can't we post an animated gif on a comment in blogs?
but here's the link, you guys check it out the animated gif on sh*t here  http://www.bookslut.com/blog/
I hope the sh*t still there when you check it.  Oh boy, I really don't talk like this in real life.