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World's First Female Gay Premier inIceland Johanna Sigurdardottir

Posted on Feb 1st, 2009 by Joy Bringer : Visionary Creator & Artivist Joy Bringer
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If something good can happen, it will & it does. It is true for countries too.

After 4 months of financial turmoil & economic disasters, Iceland emerges with a new government, proudly headed by the world's first female gay premier Johanna Sigurdardottir.  There is a lot more behind the seemingly sensationalist surface for this is a great news for many because we as a whole are putting behind not only racial but also sexual differences behind when it comes to governing & leadership. You can find more in this compilation from CNN, the Guardian, The Independent & BBC. 

"Iceland's political parties have reached an agreement that gives the country its first female prime minister and the world its first openly gay leader, Johanna Sigurdardottir, 66.

A former flight attendant who entered politics via the union movement, Sigurdardottir was minister of social affairs and social security in the outgoing Cabinet, which resigned Monday.

Iceland has been in political turmoil since October, when its currency, stock market and leading banks collapsed amid the global financial crisis. The island nation's Nordic neighbors sent billions of dollars to prop up the economy, as did the International Monetary Fund in its first intervention to support a Western European democracy in decades.

But weekly demonstrations -- some verging on riots -- finally forced Prime Minister Geir Haarde and his coalition to resign en masse on January 26.

The country's president turned to the Social Democratic Alliance party to form a new government, and they selected Sigurdardottir to lead it.

She has been a member of Iceland's Parliament for 30 years, and was in her second term as minister of social affairs. She started her career as a flight attendant for the airline that became IcelandAir. She was active in the flight attendants' labor union during her 11 years with the airline, according to her official resume.

She briefly led her own political party, which merged with other center-left parties to form the Alliance party.

 

Johanna Sigurdardottir - World First Gay Premier

"She has credible compassion with those less well off and a willingness to improve their lot," said her then rival Jon Baldvin Hannibalsson. But in an interview with the daily Morgunbladid, he added: "She is a loner, focused but narrow minded."

She formed her own party in 1995, but was back with the Social Democrats in 2000, and rejoined the government as social affairs minister in 2007.

She is now Iceland's longest-serving MP. In a Gallup poll in December, 73% of respondents said they were happy with her work. On the streets of Reykjavik people wish her well. "I've never heard anything suspicious about her," said Jenny Hauksdottir, a waitress. "A customer brought me a T-shirt tonight with the caption: 'My time has come'. He felt we have both been around for a long time."

"She's a very nice woman. Fair and hardworking. She's one of us," added Erna Kaaber, self-employed owner of Icelandic Fish and Chips.

Johanna's time was a long time coming in her private life as well. At the age of 60, she married Jonina Leosdottir, a writer, in a civil ceremony in 2002. (Don't expect them to show up togetherfor photocalls, however – that's not the Icelandic way. Though she is famous across the island, having been a top politician for years, her lesbian union was no big deal in this calmly progressive nation of only 300,000 people.) She was previously married to a banker, Torvaldur Johannesson, with whom she has two adult sons. She first became a mother at 30, and again at 35.

The same year that she entered parliament, the National Organisation of Lesbians and Gay Men in Iceland was formed, called Samtokin 78 in honour of their founding year. Their aim was to combat the prejudice and discrimination that was forcing many gay men and women to leave the country. Since then it has been making steady progress – same-sex marriages became legal in 1996. Indeed, a recent conference on 14 January posed the question: "Is there no closet any more?"

She is Iceland's first female prime minister. Iceland has previously had a female president, Vigdís Finnbogadóttir, who was elected in 1980. She served until 1996. Johanna will be the first gay prime minister anywhere. 

Her prime ministership may be short-lived. The government she is forming is only due to last until the next elections, which must take place by May and could be held in April. But a leading British gay and lesbian rights group welcomed her appointment as a milestone.

"It really does matter. It is helpful" to have an openly gay prime minister, said Gary Nunn, a spokesperson for Stonewall UK. "We are trying to foster the ambition that young people can be anything they want to be."


 


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Meet & Support Shministim -Israel's Young Conscientious Objectors

Posted on Feb 4th, 2009 by Joy Bringer : Visionary Creator & Artivist Joy Bringer
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FREE THE SHMINISTIM – ISRAEL'S YOUNG CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTORS. The Shministim are Israeli high school students who have been imprisoned for refusing to serve in an army that occupies the Palestinian Territories. December 18 marks the launch date of a global campaign to release them from jail. You can Join over 20,000 people including American conscientious objectors by signing the letter at http://december18th.org/

The 2 min video below is a short and powerful compilation of their heartfelt thoughts, feelings and beliefs. Feel free to share it widely!

Israeli Conscientious Objectors, Shministim, Send letter www.dece


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TED09 Prizes Again & $10 Laptop-wannabe update

Posted on Feb 5th, 2009 by Joy Bringer : Visionary Creator & Artivist Joy Bringer
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It is that time of the year again. TED09 is on its way. TED prizes will be publicly announced at 5pm PST today live in selected theaters & via global webcast. You can join it 
here - http://www.ted.com/webcast/watch/event/tedprize



Some of the speakers at TED09 are repeated ones. Here's a list of theirs talks.


On another note, there was a lot of buzz & blogs about India's $10 laptop. Here's the short story on it, from high hopes to disappointment  & hopes for a real on some day!

The $10 laptop project is the product of a collaboration among institutions including the Vellore Institute of Technology, the Indian Institute of Science, and IIT-Madras. The project began about three years ago in response to the proposed $100 laptop (the "One Laptop Per Child" project), an idea from MIT's Nicholas Negroponte, which was going to cost $200. Currently, the $10 laptop is projected to cost $20, but India's secretary of higher education R. P. Agarwal hopes that price will come down with mass production.

 

The $10 laptop will be equipped with 2 GB of memory, WiFi, fixed Ethernet, expandable memory, and consume just 2 watts of power.

The Indian government is working with publishers to provide e-content on educational subjects which will be available free of cost. The government is also considering a plan to subsidize internet connections for schools. Currently, the government is consulting with different production agencies, and hopes to make the computers commercially available in the next six months. 

 

The much-touted 'laptop' for the masses said to have been built by students of Vellore Institute of Technology that would cost a mere Rs 500 actually turned out to be only a computing device. The cheap computing device named "Sakshat" turned out to be a fancy "pen-drive" as The Times of India put it, with some bells and whistles.

UPDATE (February 4, 2009):

 Neither $10 nor a LaptopIndia's $10 Laptop is no OLPC Killer

On Tuesday, February 3, India's national Mission on Education Program clarified that the $10 laptop is actually not a laptop, but a storage device. The storage device contains megabytes of data that can be accessed by a user by connecting the device to a laptop. The 5-inch by 10-inch Rs 500 storage device is now priced at $30. Joint Secretary N. K. Sinha, who made the announcement, did not explain why the device was being called a laptop when it was not. via: Times of India 



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GO RED for Women Today & Wear RED too! ~ GoRedForWomen.org

Posted on Feb 6th, 2009 by Joy Bringer : Visionary Creator & Artivist Joy Bringer
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Today Feb 6th IRN in conjunction with the American Heart Association is participating in the “Go Red for Women” to help promote awareness that Heart Disease is the number one killer of American Women.

One of the little things you can do to support the cause is to wear RED today!
The Stats are shocking & most of it is PREVENTABLE!
Learn more at http://GoRedforWomen.org/

GoREDFashion




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Charlie Chaplin's - A day without laughter is a day wasted..." :)

Posted on Feb 8th, 2009 by Joy Bringer : Visionary Creator & Artivist Joy Bringer
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Today happens to be a SANY Holiday - Laugh & Get Rich Day! So let's celebrate!

How about sharing stories & success stories of people you know that got rich laughing?

I know at least one & he's the most famous man in the world too, my favorite as well!

The Amazing Charlie Chaplin. Several quotes of his, some famous, some surprising.

"A Day without laughter is a day wasted."

"A man's true character comes out when he is drunk."

"What do you want meaning for? Life is a desire, not a meaning."

"Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself."

"Life is a tragedy when seen in close up but a comedy when seen in the long shot."

"I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it. It's the truth."

"To truly laugh you must be able to take your pain, and play with it."

"Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain."

"Why should poetry have to make sense?"

"We think too much and feel too little."

"In the end, everything is a gag."


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Watch his not very popular, but increasingly relevant, moving & powerful speech from the Great Dictator movie that gives me goosebumps every time I hear it.  




EnJoy selected clips from his unforgettable movies as a Tribute to his unique talent.



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Amazing One Legged Salsa Dancer wows Columbia & the world

Posted on Feb 10th, 2009 by Joy Bringer : Visionary Creator & Artivist Joy Bringer
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In Colombia, salsa dancers Reynaldo Ojeda and Claudia Lopez have become a YouTube phenomenon--and an inspiration. Why? Reynaldo uses one leg and a crutch. Wowing crowds on rooftops and dance clubs and at school assemblies, Reynaldo muses, "I'm no longer that disabled person, but a living example of self-improvement." Thanks to KarmaTube for the link!

Alma Salsera - Amazing! - ORIGINAL


INCREDIBLE PERFORMANCE Reynaldo Ojeda


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Karma Kitchen, the Food Thief Amazing Story & Pay it Forward

Posted on Feb 11th, 2009 by Joy Bringer : Visionary Creator & Artivist Joy Bringer
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What is Karma Kitchen?

Imagine a restaurant where there are no prices on the menu and where the check reads $0.00 with only this footnote: "Your meal was a gift from someone who came before you. We hope you will pay-it-forward however you wish."

That's Karma Kitchen, a volunteer-driven experiment in generosity.

Run by volunteers, our meals are cooked and served with love, and offered to the guest as a genuine gift. To complete the full circle of giving and to sustain this experiment, we leave it to the guest to pay it forward, expressing their goodness in whatever way they wish. One immediate option is to contribute toward the cost of serving a future guest. In keeping this chain going, the generosity of both guests and volunteers helps to create a future that moves from transaction to trust, from self-oriented isolation to shared commitment, and from fear of scarcity to celebration of abundance. Learn more >>

How can I Participate?

Dine At Karma Kitchen On Sundays, from 11AM-3PM, we are serving up generosity at: 

Taste of Himalayas Restaurant 1700 Shattuck Ave, Berkeley, CA

Here's a 3 min video for a taste of Karma Kitchen generosity, as captured by an 18 year-old with a video camera for UC Berkeley's student-run newspaper.

Karma Kitchen

 

Endless Possibilities:

How perfect for Karma Kitchen. A place where those possibilities seem to manifest every moment in beautiful and simple ways. Like the Orchid Giver of KK -- a woman named Susan who comes on so many Sundays with the gift of a slender, potted orchid meant to be paid-forward. Or the young first-time volunteer who flew in all the way from Florida, whose thoughtful service and bubbling sincerity left such an impression on one guest (and real-life restaurant waiter) that he wanted to sign up to volunteer just so he could "learn to serve like that". And then there is the truly remarkable story of the much-tatttooed man who walked in one afternoon, ate a meal at a corner table by himself and came back later to share an incredible story, his story: The Food Thief at Karma Kitchen 

Piero's story, the self proclaimed 'food thief', is so moving that I will post it in its entirety despite its length...

 

[A stocky guy with a shaven head and tattooes on his neck and a Cuban accent, walks into Karma Kitchen yesterday.  He helps wash some dishes, we have lunch together, he gets home and sends in this story that he had shared in person.  This is the true story of one Piero Amadeo Infante.]

I was 17 years old.

Circumstances were grim at that time in my life. I was homeless, my mother was out of the country, and I usually spent my time wandering around hungry, or playing drums and getting into trouble, with my friends, several kids like me from Berkeley high and Oakland tech high schools.

I was homeless, but prideful. Most people didn't know that despite the fact that I dressed sharp, I would wind up sleeping on the roof of Willard junior high, or on one of the several steam vents on the UC campus.

And I was always hungry.  It's hard to explain how that shaped my life, always being hungry. A desperation often crept over my thoughts, heart, and life. It affected everything. 

Some days I would go to the plentiful plum and apricot trees that line many of the streets in Berkeley, especially the area above Telegraph Avenue between Dwight and Ashby. Sometimes I would take a piece of the fennel that grows all around Berkeley and chew it and put it under my lip, they way beetle nut users in Southeast Asia do, to quell hunger pangs.  Once as a child, I met Swami Prabhupada, founder of the Hare Krishna movement in the United States, who prepared a meal for me, and said, "Eat my child, eat." It would be one of the many times I relied on the kindness of spiritually elevated people for my survival.

I remember the concept of spiritual food as the devotees would bring the public "prashadam" or "holy food", as I would come to understand it. Back in those days, the food was offered freely to the public as a spiritual blessing; after the founder's death in 1977, it changed a little with the requirement of some donation or other gift. Like a restaurant. And I was made to feel guilty and uncomfortable coming there for food.  Guilt and shame became regular emotions associated with food.

On a good,day, a day when I could swallow my pride, my Godmother always had something for me to eat.  Her and her house were the only place I felt safe and she has been a loving friend my entire life.  But I still felt shame at my situation.

In my hunger of those years, I became something I am not proud of, but also have no shame for today:

A food thief.

 

I remember timing my visits so that I could snatch some food from a temple kitchen on Stuart Street. Later I would master stealing fruit from places on Telegraph Avenue for my younger brothers. Even later, I would become an expert in what is now called "dine and dash" ordering sumptuous meals at expensive restaurants and then running without paying the tab. I became a master at feeding my family, through thievery at the age of 17. I was the oldest of an extended family of 13 and my talent for stealing food for kids became well known to hungry kids in the neighborhood.  And there were always a lot of hungry kids in the neighborhood.

I would wander all night long, looking for bare necessities for survival.  I discovered that underneath some of the outdoor areas of restaurants in Berkeley and Oakland, that coins fell through the panels, and would scoop some up periodically.

Once, around 4AM, I happened across the old Colombo French Bread Factory (which used to be on the corner of market and 40th), and smelt the delicious fresh bread.  I wandered inside saying that I was interested in how the bread was made, and I remember how an old man there instantly figured that I was hungry and kindly handed me a loaf of bread.  I will never forget that man.

Other times, though, I would steal.  One of the restaurants I would steal from regularly was at the corner of Shattuck and Virginia.  I don't remember the name of the place, but in later years, I would play music at a Cuban restaurant next door called 'Siboney'.  Anyhow, I stole food from these places on a regular basis, and we would feast, laughing with my family at our latest haul -- the way pirates do after seizing some treasure.  Despite our situation, those were good times.

So, decades passed. I played music, became very loved and popular here in my home town and became a man. My personal philosophy matured to one principle, in particular: "No one goes hungry on my watch."  All my life I have wondered at the blindness of those more fortunate, and now I was becoming one of them.

I developed food issues. Having it, sharing, acquiring it, and preparing it, became obsessions for me. My weight fluctuated.  Nutrition became the focal point for all my interests.  With my growing spiritual condition as well with my growing understanding of food, I saw food as a basic human right that no one should be denied of.

Later, a girlfriend -- Linda Partida, who has become the greatest teacher I have ever had and who initiated the "vegetarian food for prisoners" movement --  taught me about the idea of "Primary Food", which is to say, food for the soul, heart, and mind.

After receiving these blessings, some of which I often felt unworthy of (common feeling amongst kids whose parents that didn't feed them), the past year in particular has become the time of my greatest spiritual growth and understanding of myself and others. I began pondering the next move in my spiritual development.

Then one day, walking down Shattuck Avenue on my way to coffee, I saw a banner titled "Karma Kitchen" in colors that reminded me of the Krishna temple of my youth. My curiosity overwhelmed me, and I entered, suddenly remembering this place as the place where in my desperation I had stolen food as a youth.  Imagine my surprise!

A slide show of images of Karma Kitchen on Flickr

Coming inside, I, like many others had the same incredulous reaction when I was told, "The food is offered on a pay-it-forward basis.  Your meal is paid for by someone before you and you pay forward for those after you."  It implored you to consider your place in the world.

I was stunned. Could not speak for several moments -- a rarity for me!  I saw the volunteers all smiling and felt the love emanating from the place.  I suppressed a desire to cry for several minutes, until I was seated, and then cried freely, hoping no one would see me.

In that moment I felt freedom, and love, and kindness of people who understood what food really was -- medicine for the soul, and the life-sustaining love of the world that everyone needed. So strange that I, by fate's hand alone, would come, over 30 years later to the same place where I was a thief, and be given loving spiritual food freely, and with only the direction to "pay forward."

The delicious vegetarian food they brought me was fragrant, fresh and beautifully prepared.  It healed me greatly, to know that someone would know so well, the kid I once was, and still am, and feed him. 

It is with a great of joy that I found you all, and myself, in Karma Kitchen, and look forward to being of whatever service I can, and I have found in the humble actions of washing dishes, a happiness I would have never expected in the company of people who understand that food, is in fact, love.

I wish you all the love in the world. Thank you for helping heal me, and the hungry child that still lives inside me. You do all of us a service by reminding us that there are many ways to pay for a meal, but the most valuable one is to pay forward.

I HIGHLY recommend that you all visit Karma Kitchen on Sundays.  It has changed my Sundays, and my life.

Love, Piero

 



Karma Kitchen Chapters in DC & Chicago!
The ripples have spread in ways beyond our imagination. On Dec 7th in SF, restaurant owner, Joy Kapur, who spent four consecutive Sundays studying Karma Kitchen and consulting with our volunteers, opened Kindness Kitchen at Maharani restaurant. Farther from home, in Washington DC the spirit of Karma Kitchen has sparked a group of volunteers to launch their own chapter of this experiment in generosity. On February 15th, Karma Kitchen will open its doors in the nation's capital at the charming Polo India Club restaurant.

Karma Kitchen @ Polo India Club 12pm-3pm on Sundays

1736 Connecticut Avenue NW, Washington, DC, 20009


For more information, or to sign up to volunteer, contact KarmaKitchenDC@gmail.com 

And not to be out-done, in the mid-west, a pumped up group of people are scouting Chicago in search of a restaurant aligned with the values of Karma Kitchen to partner with. If you have ideas for their team or know people in the area that would enjoy being a part of the effort, please email Anish Parikh at anishparikh@gmail.com 

Karma Kitchen & You

As this humble experiment slowly spreads to other towns and cities, we find ourselves reflecting on what really makes Karma Kitchen -- Karma Kitchen. The answer doesn't lie with a handful of volunteers -- but really with all of you. Because there is no substitute for presence or for hearts in resonance.

To that end, we are creating a Best-Practices guide for others to use. If you'd like to share a few words for it on what makes Karma Kitchen unique in your view, we'd love to hear from you. Send us a note at karmakitchen@charityfocus.org
 

With gratitude for all the "small things" done with great love, 

The Karma Kitchen Team

 


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The 100 Most Beautiful in English ~ Dr. Goodword

Posted on Feb 12th, 2009 by Joy Bringer : Visionary Creator & Artivist Joy Bringer
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The 100 Most Beautiful Words in English

Here are the 100 most beautiful words in English. How do we know? Dr. Goodword (Dr. Robert Beard) has been defining words and writing poetry for 40 years. For five years he wrote the daily word sent our as the Word of the Day at yourDictionary and since 2004 he has been writing the Good Word at alphaDictionary.

Over the years he has collected these words, with the help of the word colloquium at the alphaDictionary Alpha Agora. Now, here the most beautiful words in sounds and meaning are for you to enjoy. Stay tuned: in a month or two you will be able to download the entire list as defined and discussed by Dr. Goodword in the form of a Microsoft Word document or PDF file that you can print or view in an e-book viewer. Click the linked words for examples of the fully defined words.

1adroitDexterous, agile.
2adumbrateTo very gently suggest.
3aestivateTo summer, to spend the summer.
4ailurophileA cat-lover.
5beatificBefitting an angel or saint.
6beleaguerTo exhaust with attacks.
7blandiloquentBeautiful and flattering.
8caliginousDark and misty.
9champagneAn effervescent wine.
10chatoyantLike a cat's eye.
11chiaroscuroThe arrangement of dark and light elements in a picture.
12cockleA heart-shaped bivalve or a garden flower.
13colporteurA book peddlar.
14conflateTo blend together, to combine different things.
15cynosureA focal point of admiration.
16desuetudeDisuse.
17diaphanousFilmy.
18diffuseSpread out, not focused or concentrated.
19dulcetSweet, sugary.
20ebullientBubbling with enthusiasm.
21effervescentBubbly.
22efflorescenceFlowering, the opening of buds or a bloom.
23elixirA good potion.
24emollientA softener.
25encomiumA spoken or written work in praise of someone.
26ephemeralShort-lived.
27epicureA person who enjoys fine living, especially food and drink.
28epiphanyA sudden revelation.
29erstwhileAt one time, for a time.
30eschewTo reject or avoid.
31esculentEdible.
32esotericUnderstood only by a small group of specialists.
33etherealGaseous, invisible but detectable.
34etiolateWhite from no contact with light.
35evanescentVanishing quickly, lasting a very short time.
36exuberantEnthusiastic, excited.
37felicitousPleasing.
38fescueA variety of grass favored for pastures.
39foudroyantDazzling.
40fragileVery, very delicate.
41fugacioiusRunning, escaping.
42gambolTo skip or leap about joyfully.
43glamourBeauty.
44gossamerThe finest piece of thread, a spider's silk.
45halcyonHappy, sunny, care-free.
46hymenealHaving to do with a wedding.
47imbricateTo overlap to form a regular pattern.
48imbroglioAn altercation or complicated situation.
49imbueTo infuse, instill.
50incipientBeginning, in an early stage.
51ingenueA naïve young woman.
52inglenookThe place beside the fireplace.
53inspissateTo thicken.
54inureTo jade.
55jejuneDull; childish.
56lagniappeA gift given to a customer for their patronage.
57lagoonA small gulf or inlet in the sea.
58languorListlessness, inactivity.
59lassitudeWeariness, listlessness.
60laughterThe response to something funny.
61liltTo move musically or lively, to have a lively sound.
62litheSlender and flexible.
63loquaciousTalkative.
64luxuriantThick, lavish.
65mellifluousSweet-sounding.
66missiveA message or letter.
67moietyOne of two equal parts, a half.
68mondegreenA misanalyzed phrase.
69nebulousFoggy.
70niveousSnowy, snow-like.
71obsequiousFawning, subservience.
72odalisqueA concubine in a harem.
73oeuvreA work.
74offingThat part of the sea between the horizon and the offshore.
75onomatopoeiaThe creation of words by imitating sound.
76paeanA formal expression of praise.
77palimpsestA manuscript written over one or more earlier ones.
78panaceaA complete solution for all problems.
79panoplyA complete set.
80pasticheA mixture of art work (art or music) from various sources.
81peccadilloA peculiarity.
82pelagicRelated to the sea or ocean.
83penumbraA half-shadow, the edge of a shadow.
84peregrinationWandering, travels.
85petrichorThe smell of earth after a rain.
86plethoraA great excess, overabundance.
87porcelainA fine white clay pottery.
88potamophilousLoving rivers.
89propinquityA nearness, similarity, or kinship.
90PyrrhicVictorious despite heavy losses.
91quintessentialThe ultimate, the essence of the essence.
92redolentSweet-smelling.
93rhapsodyA beautiful musical piece.
94riparianHaving to do with the bank of a river or other body of water.
95rippleA small, circular wave emanating from a central point.
96scintillateTo sparkle with brilliant light.
97sempiternalForever and ever.
98seraglioHousing for a harem.
99serendipityFinding something while looking for something else.
100surreptitiousSneaky.
BONUS WORDS
101sussurousProducing a hushing sound, like flowing water.
102symbiosisInterdependence of two different species.
103syzygyThe direct opposition of two heavenly bodies.
104talismanA symbolic object believed to have magical powers.
105terpsichoreanRelated to dance.
106tintinnabulationRinging.
107umbrageousShady.
108vestigeA small fragment.
109whisperSpeaking without vibrating the vocal folds.
110zyzzyvaA kind of beetle.
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100 Funniest Words & Happy Friday 13th! :)

Posted on Feb 13th, 2009 by Joy Bringer : Visionary Creator & Artivist Joy Bringer
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Happy Friday 13th first! Here's a chance to get over any superstitions that might be left in us & have a laugh with this funniest words compilation. Since I do not find most of those words really funny, I suggest we do our own list. Some of my nominations are in the word collage above. You can make your own at http://www.wordle.net/create 


 

What are YOUR funniest words? :) 

 

 

Dr. Goodword's (Robert Beard's)  compiled what he considers to be the 100 Funniest words in English. Here's his list.

 

AbibliophobiaThe fear of running out of reading material.
AbsquatulateTo leave or abscond with something.
AllegatorSome who alleges.
AnencephalousLacking a brain.
Argle-bargleA loud row or quarrel.
BatrachomyomachyMaking a mountain out of a molehill.
BillingsgateLoud, raucous profanity.
BloviateTo speak pompously or brag.
BlunderbussA gun with a flared muzzle or disorganized activity.
BorborygmA rumbling of the stomach.
BoustrophedonA back and forth pattern.
BowyangA strap that holds the legs of the pants in place.
BrouhahaAn uproar.
BumbershootAn umbrella.
CallipygianHaving an attractive rear end or nice buns.
CanoodleTo hug and kiss.
CantankerousTesty, grumpy.
CatercorneredDiagonal(ly).
CockalorumA small, haughty man.
CockamamieAbsurd, outlandish.
CodswallopNonsense, balderdash.
CollopA slice of meat or fold of flab.
CollywobblesButterflies in the stomach.
ComeuppanceJust reward, just deserts.
CrapulenceDiscomfort from eating or drinking too much.
CrudivoreAn eater of raw food.
DiscombobulateTo confuse.
DonnybrookAn melee, a riot.
DoozySomething really great.
DudgeonA bad mood, a huff.
EcdysiastAn exotic dancer, a stripper.
EructationA burp, belch.
FardFace-paint, makeup.
FartlekAn athletic training regime.
FatuousUnconsciously foolish.
FilibusterRefusal to give up the floor in a debate to prevent a vote.
FirkinA quarter barrel or small cask.
FlibbertigibbetNonsense, balderdash.
FlummoxTo exasperate.
FolderolNonsense.
FormicationThe sense of ants crawling on your skin.
Fuddy-duddyAn old-fashioned, mild-mannered person.
FurbelowA fringe or ruffle.
FurphyA portable water-container.
GaberlunzieA wandering beggar.
Gardyloo!A warning shouted before throwing water from above.
GastromancyTelling fortune from the rumblings of the stomach.
GazumpTo buy something already promised to someone else.
GobbledygookNonsense, balderdash.
GobemoucheA highly gullible person.
GodwotteryNonsense, balderdash.
GongoozleTo stare at, kibitz.
GonzoFar-out journalism.
GoombahAn older friend who protects you.
HemidemisemiquaverA musical timing of 1/64.
HobbledehoyAn awkward or ill-mannered young boy.
Hocus-pocusDeceitful sleight of hand.
HoosegowA jail or prison.
HootenannyA country or folk music get-together.
JackanapesA rapscallion, hooligan.
KerfuffleNonsense, balderdash.
KlutzAn awkward, stupid person.
La-di-daAn interjection indicating that something is pretentious.
LagopodousLike a rabbit's foot.
Lickety-splitAs fast as possible.
LickspittleA servile person, a toady.
LogorrheaLoquaciousness, talkativeness.
LollygagTo move slowly, fall behind.
MalarkeyNonsense, balderdash.
MaverickA loner, someone outside the box.
MollycoddleTo treat too leniently.
MugwumpAn independent politician who does not follow any party.
MumpsimusAn outdated and unreasonable position on an issue.
Namby-pambyWeak, with no backbone.
NincompoopA foolish person.
OocephalusAn egghead.
OrneryMean, nasty, grumpy.
PandiculationA full body stretch.
PanjandrumSomeone who thinks himself high and mighty.
PettifoggerA person who tries to befuddle others with his speech.
PratfallA fall on one's rear.
QueanA disreputable woman.
RambunctiousAggressive, hard to control.
RanivorousFrog-eating
RigmaroleNonsense, unnecessary complexity.
ShenaniganA prank, mischief.
SialoquentSpitting while speaking.
SkedaddleTo hurry somewhere.
SkullduggeryNo good, underhanded dealing.
SlangwhangerA loud abusive speaker or obnoxious writer.
SmellfungusA perpetual pessimist.
SnickersneeA long knife.
SnollygosterA person who can't be trusted.
SnoolA servile person.
TatterdemalionA child in rags.
TroglodyteSomeone or something that lives in a cave.
TurdiformHaving the form of a lark.
UnremacadamizedHaving not been repaved with macadam.
VomitoryAn exit or outlet.
WabbitExhausted, tired, worn out.
WiddershinsIn a contrary or counterclockwise direction.
YahooA rube, a country bumpkin.
@The "at" sign.

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Life is for SHARING video & Happy 38th Anniversary to my Parents!

Posted on Feb 17th, 2009 by Joy Bringer : Visionary Creator & Artivist Joy Bringer
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I am soooo blessed to have parents who I love enormously & 
who love me back even more!
They have met on this same day 38 years ago and their life journey & the way they love each other has been a joy to witness, be part of & see it grow & blossom every year. Such a committed, trusting & loyal union is a blessing in the open for me, for them & for all of us, for it inspires me to grow in love like them in every way!

Thank YOU for being such incredible parents, friends & beings! 
Many more joyous, healthy & wealthy years ahead!  

Here's a short video clip thanks To Arjuna Ardagh who is a gift for you & us!
Life is INDEED for enJOYing AND Sharing like you do! 
LOVING YOU always already anew!

The Life is For Sharing Dance


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Mind Expanding TEDTalk - How Tech Evolution will Eclipse Crisis

Posted on Feb 18th, 2009 by Joy Bringer : Visionary Creator & Artivist Joy Bringer
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Juan Enriquez: Tech evolution will eclipse the financial crisis

The opening talk from TED2009 is quite amazing: Even as mega-banks topple, Juan Enriquez says the big reboot is yet to come. But don't look for it on your ballot -- or in the stock exchange. It'll come from science labs, and it promises keener bodies and minds. Our kids are going to be ... different. (Recorded Feb 2009 in Long Beach, California.18:50min.)

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Disappearing Cultures at the Far Edge of the World ~ Wade Davis

Posted on Feb 20th, 2009 by Joy Bringer : Visionary Creator & Artivist Joy Bringer
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With stunning photos and amazing stories from around the world, National Geographic Explorer Wade Davis brings our needed attention as he celebrates the extraordinary diversity of the world's indigenous cultures, which are disappearing from the planet at an alarming rate. Time for us to act on this ethnogenocide that happens every day.
http://www.ted.com/talks/view/id/69


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Lake Tahoe - Winter Adventures & Poetry in Motion

Posted on Feb 25th, 2009 by Joy Bringer : Visionary Creator & Artivist Joy Bringer
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Tahoe's Lady of The Lake

I hear the lapping of the water,
at all its edges, 
pledging, vows Of eternity.
As I wait for thee,
For My Mystress,
My Lady of the Lake.
Oh! Where is she,
this Love of mine, this dream, 
that I can neither forget nor forsake?

The Lady Tahoe,
Where are you?

And so, I watch, I listen,
I pray and I wait.

Tahoe is speaking to my very soul,
weaving her tapestry.
Reaching out to me,
in her poetry and artistry,
with such tender, fairy rendered fantasies.
Casting her spells
in wishes yet, to be,
buried and kept in the depths, 
of me and she. 

Tahoe's Blues, wondrous!
Yes, You are all of this.
Sweet Serenity is you!
Splashing all about,
God's paint brush,
has rendered you
and sent you into Infinity.
He has kissed you
in His praise,
wrapped His Sweet Blessings,
in these days.
And now, sings here, 
in a hundred different ways.

For God plays his own instruments,
His words are its notes,
Tahoe's own sweet symphony.
Composed of all these melodies
He has written, blessed, sung 
And then again rewrote.

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Tahoe,
I feel Your Spirits 
they come again to find their way
amongst the living and the gone.
They linger here amidst 
all star crossed lovers,
and the very stars they wish upon.
And In their countless rebirths,
We are reborn,
along with God's
own never ending song. 

Tahoe,
I weep for the beauty that is You!
These Your Vaults of Blue! 
For I can never re create
in poetry nor paint,
the splendor which art you,
surrounding me.
All this that I touch and feel and see.
Your dress of deep and sky
wraps about me.
And I cry.
Something in the very air,
A stirring in the trees,
whispering through the leaves 
beckons me.
Yes, Tahoe's Melody,
Is calling out to me 
and I reply with this Love song 
which is mine
it's spilling out to thee,
rising, crystal clear. 
Emeraude!

Emeraude,
Drifting through the air, 
hear and see,
its wondrous notes, surrounding me, 
dancing with the breeze,
ballets that rise, descend, then climb again.
Up to the mountains, then your skies
And all along theses waters and the shore, 
Where I stand rejoicing in this orchestration,
Which is Yours!
Sweet Revery,
of music, dance and me.

Tahoe's wrapping
every sliver of Thy soul
about its breathing, living sky.
As it sweeps across my brow
there are no words,
for the rising feelings felt
and my soul has knelt and bowed
to that, I still can not see.
Tahoe's depths reaching deep inside of me.

Emeraude is all of this,
Thy Love Song
 And thy Kiss..

Enchantment all of this.

And I am 
Still seeking my Lady in these Mists.

The Lady Tahoe.
I feel her, My Lady,
looking into her crystal blue mirror
watching for her through this pool 
of waiting need,
something in me pleads, 
let it at last be so.

A voice,
her voice calls out to me.

I am here!
Where?
Here!

I wait.
I watch.
I yearn.
Can Love be all this
joy and thanksgiving,
falling down and ecstasy?
Then Lake Tahoe, she awakes.
I see her shimmer
and I shiver. 
Wonder is of this,
Mists like veils of lace are rising.
I see her spirit rise
the mists entwine and kiss.

The Lady of the Lake,
My Lady Tahoe,
Mystress of Thy Faeries and Thy Mists.
coming forth for me.
She is here and reaching out to me.
She looks into my eyes 
and I cry for her and all that is this
Fantasy, 
Now, revealed to me.

She is all of majesty,
her arms surrounding me 
and I am lost in them and she,
She pulls my heart from me
in her spirituality.
We embrace,
We embrace!

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I Kiss the dream
that I have dreamed but, 
never quite believed, till, now.
And I think I shall never 
want for more,
than this moment on this shore.
And yet, I know, I cannot lose her now, 
and so, I yield and fly with her.
I go to the center of her soul
Into Tahoe,
My Lady and I fall
down and down we flow,
  into these feelings
I have never dreamed could 
ever be shared or felt.
Drowning in the magic
which is love.
With descending, we ascend 
and I am traveling bluey water ways,
In peace, in harmony,
My Lady Tahoe and me.
Lost in this splendor and this Love,
A world unto itself,
We become one with all there ever was
or will ever be of she and me.

Emeraude,
our song, plays on, 
our loves sweet prayer
that All Lovers find their way,
to one another and a home born 
of the like of this.
Tahoe's Mystress, Tahoe's Kiss,
Tahoe's Love To be both sought 
and found and heard,
forever floating in these mists.

By Linda A. Copp ~


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