Pretendinitis, HDD & BS & NaPoWriMo - better late & why not/w? :)

Pretendinitis, HDD & BS*
By Darina Joy
April 11, 2009
* Stand for Honesty Deficiency Disorder & Bullshit Syndrome
Imagine yourself really getting sick of lying
Of totally procrastinating and pretending
So you finally choose to take a day off
Not a sick one, but an honest day off
You fill all the forms well in advance
Citing the real reason for the absence
Instead of hiding behind tendonitis
Honestly citing - your pretendinitis
The truth spreads faster than rumor
All your colleagues retweet the humor
Your boss texts you that you are daring
All your friends dig how you are baring
Even your doctor calls to share
How brave of you was to declare
Having Honesty Deficiency Disorder
And no illusions of being all in order
A disease so common and ignored
And deliberately kept off the record
Shifts from chasing hidden suspects
To looking openly for study subjects
You feel suddenly lighthearted
Void of guilt and utterly delighted
So much that you feel adventuresome
To self-diagnose your Bullshit Syndrome
Having started a super chain reaction
Causing massive waves of truth in action
You witness shocking web interaction
That brings startling self-satisfaction
Employers, cops and doctors alike
Now offer cool tips on how to strike
Politicians confess for the epidemics
While comedians juice the new polemics
Pretendinitis gets such huge popularity
That it gets declared a holiday for posterity
You turn in the newest celebrity for sincerity
Winning stunning prosperity for such hilarity

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