21 ~ NaPoWriMo #21

1. First you come to Earth funnily short of 21st

2. You smile 21 times before they can count to 21

3. You learn your first 21 tricks in less than 21 trials

4. You try 21 sins without getting addicted to (m)/Any

5. You get accepted to 21 schools & you go to 22nd

6. You turn 21 into a driving withOUT influence party

7. You discover the One before being on 21 blind dates

8. You feel at home everywhere despite more than 21 moves

9. You survive more than 21 lay offs, bail outs & f*ck offs  

10. You limit your online activity to 21 hours or 21 times per day

11. You can outplay the 21 somethings without needing 21 shots

12. You have seen 21+ billion dramedies & are still kind & funny

13. You juggle well your 21+ daily roles in less than 21 locations

14. You learn how to say thank you & curse in almost 21 accents

15. You intend less than 21 pairs of shoes & less than 21 sex toys

16. You practice more than 21 poses, be they asanas or kama sutras

17. You lost money & friends & found self way beyond 21 times

18. You humor & reinvent yourself more than 21 ways in a place

19. You have surprised, shocked & forgiven others many times by 21

20. You work & laugh in order to make 21 more dreams come true

21. You know better h/now to look 21, laugh like 2 & love like the Only 1 J

So how many of those 21 things apply to you?

If you can dare to share which ones too,

you get 21 surprises in the next 21 days, joking (not) included! J